Yeah... I met with some of my gay friends yesterday, and they confirmed what I already knew... DON'T GO TO HAMMEL! Here the local grill has a sign advertising: FLÆSKESTEGSBURGER - NU MED EKSTRA SOVS!

It's the hill billy city over them all, and if you get caught up in a tupperware party here, you're doomed! Well, it wasn't even Hammel - it was Farre, 6 km outside Hammel.

And as a piece of bonus information I can tell you, that if you engage in singstar in hill billy ville you are very likely to get your ass kicked.