HOW TO DO MY JOB...

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HOW NOT TO DO MY JOB

Lille kat lille kat lille kat på vejen, hvis er du hvis er du? - Jeg er s'gu' min egen

I am so getting a normal house cat next time - one that actually likes being held and petted and stuff like that.

Playing with kids is hard work - and gets boring in the long run if the kid is not your own.

So, my sister and her children were on vacation at my place for 3 days, and then two days later my nephew turned 4.

At this point I had turned into his best friend... Which was cute in the beginning... but since best friends apparently need to watch each other play 24-7, and can't talk to anyone else, or eat or do anything that is not related to the friend... I got sort of tired ^___^

my sister's second baby... don't try this at home!

Yeah - so since I am not in the mood to have kids any-time soon, but I want my kids to play with my friends' kids... I need to get my friends to STOP getting pregnant, until I want to have children.

My sister's bloody-giving-birth-stories are the perfect way to get my friends to stop their family projects ^___^

And don't worry, my sister got a couple of blood transfusions, and after a couple of days she could walk to the toilet without almost fainting.