Brainwashing depends a great deal on the soap you're using. I use Soapula rasa, it gives you a clean slate. It is mind-numbingly effective, you should try it! Soapula rasa, it will knock your brain out! Soapula rasa... because it works!
Monday, 1 March 2010
Soapula rasa
Brainwashing depends a great deal on the soap you're using. I use Soapula rasa, it gives you a clean slate. It is mind-numbingly effective, you should try it! Soapula rasa, it will knock your brain out! Soapula rasa... because it works!
Saturday, 27 February 2010
Monday, 22 February 2010
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha... *cough*
Watch out - Chidori got new twin markers today - now she's got more than 100.
Sunday, 21 February 2010
HOUSE WARMING STORIES
I was at my friend Maria's house warming party yesterday... and as the evening progressed the stories got more and more interesting... here are a few.
1) My friend and her friends put in some hard work to fix up that apartment, and in the process they tore down a few walls, to Anders' great dismay.
2) I heard the story about why my friend Maria has this panic fear involving butterflies... apparently they are actually NINJA BUTTERFLIES with throwing stars... who would have known? My sister hates butterflies too... maybe there's a connection.
3) I learned why you're not supposed to paint you snowman's smile using gravy browning
4) Things got interesting when Maria told me about her other friend who apparently shot 4 black birds once and wanted to serve them as the main dish when some friends came over for dinner... Maria saw the four unlucky birds on a plate with some yeast, and some flees hastily retreating from the dead birds.
5) Maria also told me about the time she went to a party while on call duty trying to hush everybody so she could hear her phone, while she insisted she was sober enough to do her job.
6) Around 11 pm I made cinnamon buns... there was some dough left over from the bread we baked... can't let stuff like that go to waste. we had dough, sugar, butter and cinnamon - TADAA
7) Then came the story about one of the other guests, who once went to see a movie, and sat next to a 16 year old, 100 kilo, pimpled boy, who seemed to have emptied the candy store before he went in, he ate it all before the movie even started - and she got a 3-D movie with smell and extra sound effects and everything.
8) After having hear stories about guests who ran over duckling on their bike and deer in their cars we made up a recipe for Road-kill-stew
9) The gruesome tale about how one of the guests got a tooth removed while her noble boyfriend fainted, luckily the dental technician had some nice boobs and she brought him back round.
10) And then it was time to leave and catch the last train, you know it's time when you you start looking into your hollow crackers and imagine caves...
They really DO look like caves you know!
1) My friend and her friends put in some hard work to fix up that apartment, and in the process they tore down a few walls, to Anders' great dismay.
2) I heard the story about why my friend Maria has this panic fear involving butterflies... apparently they are actually NINJA BUTTERFLIES with throwing stars... who would have known? My sister hates butterflies too... maybe there's a connection.
3) I learned why you're not supposed to paint you snowman's smile using gravy browning
4) Things got interesting when Maria told me about her other friend who apparently shot 4 black birds once and wanted to serve them as the main dish when some friends came over for dinner... Maria saw the four unlucky birds on a plate with some yeast, and some flees hastily retreating from the dead birds. 
5) Maria also told me about the time she went to a party while on call duty trying to hush everybody so she could hear her phone, while she insisted she was sober enough to do her job.
6) Around 11 pm I made cinnamon buns... there was some dough left over from the bread we baked... can't let stuff like that go to waste. we had dough, sugar, butter and cinnamon - TADAA
7) Then came the story about one of the other guests, who once went to see a movie, and sat next to a 16 year old, 100 kilo, pimpled boy, who seemed to have emptied the candy store before he went in, he ate it all before the movie even started - and she got a 3-D movie with smell and extra sound effects and everything.
8) After having hear stories about guests who ran over duckling on their bike and deer in their cars we made up a recipe for Road-kill-stew
9) The gruesome tale about how one of the guests got a tooth removed while her noble boyfriend fainted, luckily the dental technician had some nice boobs and she brought him back round.
10) And then it was time to leave and catch the last train, you know it's time when you you start looking into your hollow crackers and imagine caves...
They really DO look like caves you know!
Saturday, 20 February 2010
There is only so much pretty in the world
Yeah if you only see my sister from behind, you wouldn't know that Dicte/Emil Andersen is schedule to enter this world tomorrow...
You know you play to many computer games when...
Well everyone has tried it! I'm just the first one to admit it. Yes it always seems that the line is moving slowly when you're in a hurry, it's never jamed when you're not about to miss an appointment... And yes haven't we all imagined ways to make that queue move faster? the trick is to keep it INSIDE your head and not shout it out.
It's just like at Christmas time - it doesn't help that you start complaining about how slow the saleslady is, that's not gonna make the queue move faster, it's only gonna make all the people in the queue even more grumpy. If you're happy, share it, if you are angry at the freaking queue and the store and the world in general... please DON'T share with anyone but your loved ones or the therapist who is paid to listen to you.
This was my clever way to bitch about a grumpy experience in a queue to the whole world who isn't paid to listen ^____________^
Friday, 19 February 2010
Hating people
Yeah luckily there is very few people I feel this way about, only one actually I think...But I often get the urge to wipe down all the handles in public buses with alcohol, because I know how many people don't wash their hands after they go to the toilet >.<*
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